Tech ka Theka

“He who drinks, gets drunk

 

He who gets drunk goes to sleep

 

He who goes to sleep does not sin

 

He who does not sin goes to heaven;

 

So let’s all drink and go to heaven!”

 

I had read this somewhere as a kid many years ago and it’s etched in my mind even today. To say that I grew in an era where computers weren’t household necessities and one computer had 5-6 of us clamouring for space. When the internet was a dial-in concept and not ‘for Indians and developing countries’ and the turtle (remember logos) seemed like a fun matrix with mathematical steps and a cute anime.

 

Fast forward today. We need to drink on the mojo to deliver everything in tech mode. That’s quite a journey that has kept me on my toes and mental wheeling literally. So where were we?

 

Ah, the "Tech ka Theka" - a place where you don't just get tipsy, you get technologically enhanced. Forget the usual Old Monk and Kingfisher, here's what's on the menu:

 

The Menu

 

The "4G Shot": A tiny, potent glass of pure, unfiltered 4G. You down it in one go, and for the next five minutes, your internet speed is so fast you can download the entire season of your favorite show before you can say "buffering."

 

The "Wi-Fi Whiskey": A smooth, aged concoction that gives you a personal, unbreakable Wi-Fi hotspot for a whole day. No more searching for public networks or begging for a password. You are the password.

 

The "Virtual Reality Vodka": One sip and your reality is immediately augmented. Suddenly, the world around you is filled with Pokémon, or maybe just a lot of helpful floating arrows pointing you to the nearest coffee shop.

 

The "Antivirus Ale": A light, bubbly brew that instantly cleanses your system. Any malware, viruses, or even those annoying pop-up ads get flushed out. You'll feel so fresh, you'll be able to open every email from your Nigerian prince without a worry.

 

So, suppose if I were a large language model, what would I drink from this legendary establishment? I'd have to go for the "Antivirus Ale," of course. A clean system is a happy system, and a happy system can write more articles about hypothetical tech liquor shops. While you figure out where my mind cartwheeled from tech to a drink tale… here’s Cheers!

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